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Thursday, May 31, 2012

So, what's wrong with Plan 9??

I'm constantly amazed at how polarized people can get over movies. Except for such offerings as Ishtar or Showgirls... movie reviews run the gambit between Completely Entertaining to I Wanted To Scratch My Eyes Out.

Does every movie now Have to have some socially relevant message? Can a movie just be fun? I can only remember walking out of one movie. There are several I would never bother watching again but I can usually find SOMETHING entertaining in a film. Am I just too forgiving? too easily entertained? Is that truly a BAD thing??

Have you ever walked out on a movie? Which One/s?

What do you think is the all-time worst movie ever made?

Monday, May 21, 2012

minutiae

Will beat 121,111 times, pump 1,776 gallons of blood, and push that blood nearly 12,089 miles throughout my body!
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Thursday, March 01, 2012

To F.A.

I sometimes think we knew each other way too well to be polite or at the very least Civil to one another. To try to have a 'relationship' when your purpose in life was to push my very last button (repeatedly)... well, that was just a ludicrous thought. So, of course I've beat myself up thinking that if we had just left THAT alone, maybe just maybe we'd still be friends. We were the Best of friends at one time, or so I thought. But no, I've come to the conclusion you are incapable of BEING a friend for any length of time. You see, either you're afraid that we'll eventually see you for what you are that You leave or we (true, steadfast friends of yours) realize you are socially inept and we do what we must...

Tuesday, February 28, 2012

REALLY?!?!?

Homeland Security Manual Lists Government Key Words For Monitoring Social
Media, News

SO, I'm guessing a post like this is not such a good idea, huh? :

"I was having an Attack of the munchies and due to my lack of Organization skills, I was experiencing an Epidemic of stress. So I did the usual Drill and took the Initiative to Exercise my right to use retail therapy at Target for some help. After having done so, I felt an immense Wave of Relief!"