to Baby Gurl

You know... you can tell me you had nothing to do with that fire, but just like the girl from Firestarter... I think your intense hatred for your place of employment could very well have sparked that mini blaze. Hmmm. I think I'll do my best to keep you happy with me.

Spontaneous Human Combustion doesn't sound appealing.

saturnine you say?

at least she is consistent

no surprises there