Friday, February 10, 2006

the "camel toe" phenomenon...



NO, this post is not designed to boost blog hits! Although, I am eager to see how it goes over.

What IS a camel toe? You may ask.
The Urban Dictionary has many colorful definitions. One of my favorites is:
"When her pants are so tight you can read her lips!"
Woohoo.... now there's a visual image!

I've never liked this particular physical attribute (at least, not MINE). But I've been told that a lot of people find it very appealing. Hmm, no accounting for taste I guess.
I must admit that I've seen some examples that I found intriguing. The Camel Toe Report site has some interesting entries. They even rate the entries on a scale... Toe Factor 1 - 10.
AND... there are some Camel Toe Haiku on the site. YES!

Yes, there ARE male camel toes... but believe me, they are NOT pretty.

Hmmm, I wonder...
Could this be what the Black Eyed Peas were REALLY talking about??

What you gonna do with all that junk? All that junk inside your trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get you drunk, Get you love drunk off my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump,my hump, my lovely little lumps.
oh yahe I drive these brothas crazy i do it on the daily
they treat me really nicely they buy me all these ice-ys.
Dolce and Gabbana, Fendi and then Donna Karen, they be sharing all the money, got me wearing fly brother i aint askin, They say they love my ass 'n,
Seven Jeans, True Religion,
I say no, but they keep givin'
So I keep on takin'
And no I ain't takin'
We can keep on datin'
and I keep on demonstratin.

My love, my love, my love, my love
You love my lady lumps,
My hump, my hump, my hump,
My humps they got you,

She's got me spending.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me and spending time on me.
She's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me, up on me, on me


I think Lil' Kim presents us with the quintessential example of Camel Toe.

Thank you Kim!!

3 comments:

haikuchie said...

You go gurl....next you'll be goin' all commando on us.

You are a scandal

lovely lips parted
soft, tender, so inviting
God love those levi's

Anonymous said...

Don't you know, Peg is ALWAYS commando...

haikudadancedallnite said...

LOVVVVVe the toe...