"...a “void” is when management removes an item from a customer’s check"
Some highlights:
21. Customer didn’t take medication this morning. (Prozac)
22. Server didn’t take medication this morning. (Marijuana)
23. Manager didn’t take medication this morning. (Jim Beam)
24. Everybody must get stoned!
25. Customer didn’t listen to waiter’s recommendations. (The “I told you so” void.)
30. The “shut the customer the fuck up” void!
1 comment:
It all ways kills me to see what a server must go through. Hence I tip very well and am very polite, after all a server is serving you, the least thing a fellow human can do is appreciate the service.
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