Wednesday, August 25, 2010

it tolls for thee...

we've all heard the quote
"No man is an island..." yet
you challenge the rule.
Indeed... it tolls for thee. What hope for a loving relationship when you have no capacity for ANY emotion?

Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Let me just say...

I know everything is relative and compared to you the argument could be made
BUT you having the emotional depth of a turnip does NOT mean I'm a drama queen!

U.O.D. "Boys are smelly"

Thursday, August 12, 2010

a message to you...

and you KNOW who you are...

I WILL protect myself and my loved ones! There is no way you will cause harm to them without retribution!

Just so you know!

Thursday, August 05, 2010

Desperate measures?

Someone jokingly dared me to join Zoosk. You know, one of those Singles sites they advertise on TV constantly now-days.
Considering they all want some amount of money from you, I've not been too interested. But... I took the dare. I joined (the free portion anyway) and I basically copy/pasted my info from here and/or facebook to my zoosk profile.

There you will find no glossed-over descriptions, no deceptions... just honest (yet deliciously superficial) trivia about Peg.
I even said in my profile that I had NO TIME for dating and that I wasn't really looking.

And what do you think happened?

Yep, there are countless "Flirts" in my in-box every freakin' day! WTF?
Is everyone Looking to find someone? Everyone except me?
Is Every Man lonely? bored? looking to hump? or really, really looking for companionship?
Is every man... dare I say, Desperate?

Don't get me wrong. I am NOT down on myself. I love myself (insert masturbation joke here) completely and I know I'm a great catch... IF I wanted to be Caught!

I'd love to have someone new to go out with, but I just don't have the time or inclination to LOOK for someone and then I'd need the time to actually go out. Three jobs can put a damper on such things. I just don't see it happening anytime soon.

Hell, I have enough trouble making the time to meet "my girls" at Starbucks once a week.
And come to think of it, they give me the companionship I need...

"Who needs a man anyway," she asks convincingly
(it WAS convincing wasn't it??)

Wednesday, August 04, 2010

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