Help for your Erection....

...Is Here!!! Oh, Yay.

Spam email is a remarkable and truly viral thing. But, Spammers, I must tell you... You're just going to have to be more imaginative if you want me to even consider reading past that line!

It's just like the junk mail in my P.O. box. If you can't even get my name right (they're still using my married name) it goes into the trash without a second glance.

And promises of $1,000,000,000? Naw, sorry.